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  • unwanted \ caracter

    - by marc-andre menard
    php code: <?php echo json_encode(glob("photos-".$_GET["folder"].'/*.jpg')); ?> it return : ["photos-animaux\/ani-01.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-02.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-02b.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-03.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-04.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-05.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-06.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-07.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-08.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-09.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-10.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-11.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-12.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-13.jpg","photos-animaux\/ani-14.jpg"] wich is ALMOST perfect, exept for the \ caracter... where it came from ??? no idea HELP here is the jquery code that call it: $.get( 'photolister.php', {'folder' : $(this).attr('href')}, function(data){startSlideshow(data);console.log(data);} );

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  • Problem using delegates, static, and dependencyproperties

    - by red-X
    I'm trying to animate a private variable named radius, which works. However while its changing I'm trying to execute a function which is getting to be quite of a problem. the code i have is below, it wont run because it has the following error An object reference is required for the non-static field, method, or property 'AppPart.SetChildrenPosition()' specifically new SetChildrenPositionDelegate(SetChildrenPosition) this part in this sentance part.Dispatcher.BeginInvoke(new SetChildrenPositionDelegate(SetChildrenPosition), new Object()); thnx to anyone able to help me. class AppPart : Shape { public string name { get; set; } public List<AppPart> parts { get; set; } private double radius { get { return (double)GetValue(radiusProperty); } set { SetValue(radiusProperty, value); } } public static readonly DependencyProperty radiusProperty = DependencyProperty.Register( "radius", typeof(double), typeof(AppPart), new PropertyMetadata( new PropertyChangedCallback(radiusChangedCallback))); private delegate void SetChildrenPositionDelegate(); private void SetChildrenPosition() { //do something with radius } private static void radiusChangedCallback(DependencyObject d, DependencyPropertyChangedEventArgs e) { AppPart part = d as AppPart; part.Dispatcher.BeginInvoke(new SetChildrenPositionDelegate(SetChildrenPosition), new Object()); } private void AnimateRadius(double start, double end) { DoubleAnimation ani = new DoubleAnimation(); ani.From = start; ani.To = end; ani.FillBehavior = FillBehavior.HoldEnd; ani.Duration = new Duration(new TimeSpan(0, 0, 0, 3, 0)); ani.Completed += delegate { Console.WriteLine("ani ended"); }; this.BeginAnimation(AppPart.radiusProperty, ani); } }

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  • Why is my PHP string being converted to 1?

    - by animuson
    Ok, so here's the quick rundown. I have a function to generate the page numbers. This: <?php die($ani->e->tmpl->pages("/archive", 1, 15, 1, true)); ?> will output Single Page like expected. But this: <?php $page_numbers = $ani->e->tmpl->pages("/archive", 1, 15, 1, true); ?> <?= $page_numbers ?> will output a simple 1 to the page. Why is it getting converted to a 1? I would expect it to store the 'Single Page' string to the page_numbers variable and then output it (like an echo) exactly the same. EDIT: Running a var_dump($page_numbers) returns int(1)... Here is the entire function in context: <?php // other functions... function show_list() { global $ani; $page_numbers = $ani->e->tmpl->pages("/archive", 1, 15, 1, true); ob_start(); ?> <!-- content:start --> <?php $archive_result = $ani->e->db->build(array("select" => "*", "from" => "animuson_archive", "orderby" => "0-time", "limit" => 15)); while ($archive = $ani->e->db->fetch($archive_result)) { ?> <h2><a href="/archive/article/<?= $archive['aid'] ?>/<?= $archive['title_nice'] ?>"><?= $archive['title'] ?></a></h2> <!-- breaker --> <?php } ?> <?= var_dump($page_numbers) ?> <!-- content:stop --> <?php $ani->e->tmpl->process("box", ob_get_clean()); } // other functions... ?>

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  • How do I animate UserControl objects using Storyboard and DoubleAnimation?

    - by Neo
    In my WPF application, I have a Canvas object that contains some UserControl objects. I wish to animate the UserControl objects within the Canvas using DoubleAnimation so that they go from the right of the Canvas to the left of the Canvas. This is how I have done it so far (by passing the UserControl objects into the function): private void Animate(FrameworkElement e) { DoubleAnimation ani = new DoubleAnimation() { From = _container.ActualWidth, To = 0.0, Duration = new Duration(new TimeSpan(0, 0, 10), TargetElement = e }; TranslateTransform trans = new TranslateTransform(); e.RenderTransform = trans; trans.BeginAnimation(TranslateTransform.XProperty, ani, HandoffBehavior.Compose); } However, this doesn't allow me to pause the animation, so I have considered using a Storyboard instead to do this, but I'm not sure how to implement this. This has been my attempt so far: private void Animate(FrameworkElement e) { DoubleAnimation ani = new DoubleAnimation() { From = _container.ActualWidth, To = 0.0, Duration = new Duration(new TimeSpan(0, 0, 10), TargetElement = e }; Storyboard stb = new Storyboard(); Storyboard.SetTarget(ani, e); Storyboard.SetTargetProperty(ani, "Left"); stb.Children.Add(ani); stb.Begin(); } Of course, this fails as UserControl doesn't have a Left property. How can I achieve what I'm after? Thanks.

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  • Find Shortest element in Array

    - by Ani
    I have a Array string[] names = { "Jim Rand", "Barry Williams", "Nicole Dyne", "Peter Levitt", "Jane Jones", "Cathy Hortings"}; Is there any way to find which is the shortest(Length wise) element in this array and then store rest of elements in a different array. Thanks, Ani

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  • 'And' operator in Linq

    - by Ani
    I have a query that prints userid in label1 when username is entered.Works fine; but i want to write query for username and password that prints userid. so how can i write it? i tried writing using 'and' operator but dont seems to work. int id = (from auser in lq.logins where auser.username == userNameString //&& auser.Password =pwdString select auser.userid).SingleOrDefault(); label1.Text = id.ToString(); Thanks Ani

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  • How to pass output of a linq query to another form in C#

    - by Ani
    I have a Linq query and I want to pass the ouput (userid) to another form for further processing. var userid = from auser in allusers.Users where auser.Username == nameString select new { id = auser.UserId }; so only 'UserId' is stored in variable 'userid' and I want to use this value in another form. Is there any way we can do this. Thanks, Ani

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  • Delete query in Linq

    - by Ani
    I have this simple code but it shows error. I dont know where I am going wrong. I shows error in last line.."DeleteOnSubmit" linq_testDataContext db = new linq_testDataContext(); var remove = from aremove in db.logins where aremove.username == userNameString && aremove.Password == pwdString select aremove; db.logins.DeleteOnSubmit(remove); Thanks, Ani

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  • Can't contravariance be solved with interfaces?

    - by Sir Psycho
    Hi, I'm at the point where I'm starting to grasp contravariance, although I'm trying to work out what the advantage is when an interface can be used instead. Obviously I'm missing something. Here is the c#4 example class Dog : Animal { public Dog(string name) : base(name) { } } class Animal { string _name; public Animal(string name) { _name = name; } public void Walk() { Console.WriteLine(_name + " is walking"); } } Action<Animal> MakeItMove = (ani) => { ani.Walk(); }; Action<Dog> MakeItWalk = MakeItMove; MakeItWalk(new Dog("Sandy")); Same example which works in earlier versions on c# class Dog : Animal { public Dog(string name) : base(name) { } } class Animal : IAnimal { string _name; public Animal(string name) { _name = name; } public void Walk() { Console.WriteLine(_name + " is walking"); } } interface IAnimal { void Walk(); } Action<IAnimal> MakeItMove = (ani) => { ani.Walk(); }; Action<IAnimal> MakeItWalk = MakeItMove; MakeItWalk(new Dog("Sandy")); These may not be the best examples, but I still can't seem to 'get it'. Is the in keywork defined on the action delegate simply a short hand syntax way like lamda is to delegates?

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  • Can we move shape (Diamond) in C#

    - by Ani
    I want to move a Diamond Shape in the form(for example 2 pixels every 200ms) horizantally. I used the following code in From_Paint Event. private void Form1_Paint(object sender, PaintEventArgs e) { Graphics g = e.Graphics; Point p1 = new Point(5,0); Point p2 = new Point(10, 5); Point p3 = new Point(5, 10); Point p4 = new Point(0, 5); Point[] ps = { p1, p2, p3, p4, p1 }; g.DrawLines(Pens.Black, ps);} I know how to move a picturebox but how to do with shape. Thanks, Ani

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  • Is OpenGL after C++ job oriented?

    - by Ani
    First, my regards to all programmers out there who have put their endless efforts in learning and becoming expert, wise, efficient and best. Let me describe my situation. I have just graduated from Electronics and Communication Stream. Though I have more interest in software development and hence I have opted to become a software developer rather than Electronics engg. I have learned C++ and wish to wish to go more deep. I have started to learn OpenGL. Guide me in the following: Is OpenGL good to learn and is it job oriented? Should I learn some other language rather then OpenGL after C++?

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  • Super haioase

    - by haioase
    - Cum se face ca barbatii de treizeci de ani arata mai bine decat femeile de aceeasi varsta ? - Foarte simplu. Pentru ca femeile de treizeci de ani au, in realitate, patruzeci !Un scotian si sotia se afla pe mare. Vine o furtuna si vasul se scufunda. Scotianul e salvat dar sotia nu poate fi gasita. Dupa o luna scotianul primeste de la politie o telegrama: "Sotia acoperita cu scoici, moluste si stridii gasita. Ce sa facem ?" Scotianul telegrafiaza inapoi: "Vindeti scoicile si stridiile. Trimiteti-mi banii. Aruncati din nou momeala." Un canibal calatorea cu avionul. Stewardesa il intreaba: - Ce ati dori sa serviti de mancare ? La care canibalul: - Imi aduceti va rog lista pasagerilor ...

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  • OpenVPN bridged not pinging beyond openvpn server on Ubuntu/Windows 2003

    - by ani
    I set up an OpenVPN server using Ubuntu and a windows server 2003 client to interconnect two networks between two different offices. They can now ping each other, but the rest of the network cannot be contacted by the windows client. Office 1 has internal network of: 192.168.0.0 255.255.240.0 Office 2 has internal network of: 192.168.16.0 255.255.255.0 And the configuration files are: Server.conf port 1194 --script-security 2 up "/etc/openvpn/up.sh br0" down "/etc/openvpn/down.sh br0" # TCP or UDP server? ;proto tcp proto udp dev tap0 ;dev tun ca ca.crt cert openvpn.crt key openvpn.key dh dh1024.pem ifconfig-pool-persist ipp.txt server-bridge 192.168.0.59 255.255.240.0 192.168.6.72 192.168.6.75 push "route 192.168.0.0 255.255.240.0" push "dhcp-option DNS 192.168.0.2" push "dhcp-option DOMAIN testeers.local" keepalive 10 120 tls-auth ta.key 0 # This file is secret comp-lzo user nobody group nogroup persist-key persist-tun log /var/log/openvpn/openvpn.log status /var/log/openvpn-status.log verb 3 Client Config file client dev tap ;dev tun --script-security 2 ;proto tcp proto udp remote 1xx.2xx.xxx.124 1194 resolv-retry infinite nobind persist-key persist-tun ca ca.crt cert admin-VAIO.crt key admin-VAIO.key ns-cert-type server tls-auth ta.key 1 comp-lzo verb 3 Ifconfig on the server now shows the following: br0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:50:56:8b:1a:49 inet addr:192.168.0.59 Bcast:192.168.15.255 Mask:255.255.240.0 inet6 addr: fe80::250:56ff:fe8b:1a49/64 Scope:Link UP BROADCAST RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1 RX packets:1081860 errors:0 dropped:1358 overruns:0 frame:0 TX packets:242385 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0 collisions:0 txqueuelen:0 RX bytes:76600615 (76.6 MB) TX bytes:64474575 (64.4 MB) eth0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:50:56:8b:1a:49 UP BROADCAST RUNNING PROMISC MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1 RX packets:1144125 errors:0 dropped:7172 overruns:0 frame:0 TX packets:252486 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0 collisions:0 txqueuelen:1000 RX bytes:109893729 (109.8 MB) TX bytes:66372620 (66.3 MB) lo Link encap:Local Loopback inet addr:127.0.0.1 Mask:255.0.0.0 inet6 addr: ::1/128 Scope:Host UP LOOPBACK RUNNING MTU:16436 Metric:1 RX packets:67865 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0 TX packets:67865 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0 collisions:0 txqueuelen:0 RX bytes:5183276 (5.1 MB) TX bytes:5183276 (5.1 MB) tap0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 32:4f:42:11:b7:c5 inet6 addr: fe80::304f:42ff:fe11:b7c5/64 Scope:Link UP BROADCAST RUNNING PROMISC MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1 RX packets:3329 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 frame:0 TX packets:215472 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0 collisions:0 txqueuelen:100 RX bytes:373205 (373.2 KB) TX bytes:17465832 (17.4 MB)

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  • Does posting data with a textarea automatically add slashes to (escape) the text?

    - by animuson
    Ok, so I'm having a problem with a simple textarea. I'm using a kind of hidden page to easily encode some data using JSON. However, all of my text input is automatically being escaped somewhere and I don't know where. All of my $_POST variables are automatically run through the htmlentities() function when the script starts up, as seen below: $ani->i->post = $this->clean($_POST, true); function clean($values, $unset = false) { if (is_array($values)) { foreach ($values as $key => $value) { $newkey = strtolower($key); $return[$newkey] = $this->clean($value); unset($values[$key]); } return $return; } return htmlentities($values); } I keep getting \' for all of my single quotes when I put the value back into the textarea. I can't find anywhere where it would be adding slashes and I don't remember it being a feature that they were automatically added when you submit from a textarea, and if that was so, why would they not be returning back to a single quote when put back into the textarea? Do I really need to run variables through stripslashes() to get them back to their original form? Edit: My 'test.php' file is as follows: <h1>To Be Encoded:</h1> <form action="/test" method="post"> <textarea name="encode" rows="20" cols="50"><?= html_entity_decode($ani->i->post['encode']) ?></textarea> <input type="submit" name="submit" value="Encode It!" /> </form> <h1>Encoded By JSON:</h1> <textarea name="encoded" rows="20" cols="50"><?= json_encode(html_entity_decode($ani->i->post['encode'])) ?></textarea> <?php die(); ?> P.S. The die() is just there for compatibility with my framework.

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  • Display both forms together

    - by Ani
    I have 2 forms Form1 and Form2, when program executes I want both forms to display but Form2 with ShowDialog(); i.e user has to respond to Form2 before using Form1. How can I achieve this? Form2 will take userinput and will display on Form1, so do I have to hide Form2 after user responds to Form2 or just kill it.

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  • Changed name of form and project stopped working. Help

    - by Ani
    I have a big project and I changed the name of 1st form from "Form1" to "WebBrowser", now I It gives me following error. The type or namespace 'Form1' could not be found(are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?) cannot even Change the name back to Form1. it says cannot find WebBrowser.cs on disk its is renamed or deleted from the disk. What I should do, I have a submission tomorrow. Thanks

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  • Inserting data using Linq

    - by Ani
    I have a linq query to insert data in table. but its not working. I saw some example on internet tried to do like that but doesn't seems to work. Tablename: login has 3 columns userid, username and password. I set userid as autoincrementing in database. So I have to insert only username and password everytime.Here's my code. linq_testDataContext db = new linq_testDataContext(); login insert = new login(); insert.username = userNameString; insert.Password = pwdString; db.logins.Attach(insert);// tried to use Add but my intellisence is not showing me Add.I saw attach but dosent seems to work. db.SubmitChanges();

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  • When is a method eligible to be inlined by the CLR?

    - by Ani
    I've observed a lot of "stack-introspective" code in applications, which often implicitly rely on their containing methods not being inlined for their correctness. Such methods commonly involve calls to: MethodBase.GetCurrentMethod Assembly.GetCallingAssembly Assembly.GetExecutingAssembly Now, I find the information surrounding these methods to be very confusing. I've heard that the run-time will not inline a method that calls GetCurrentMethod, but I can't find any documentation to that effect. I've seen posts on StackOverflow on several occasions, such as this one, indicating the CLR does not inline cross-assembly calls, but the GetCallingAssembly documentation strongly indicates otherwise. There's also the much-maligned [MethodImpl(MethodImpOptions.NoInlining)], but I am unsure if the CLR considers this to be a "request" or a "command." Note that I am asking about inlining eligibility from the standpoint of contract, not about when current implementations of the JITter decline to consider methods because of implementation difficulties, or about when the JITter finally ends up choosing to inline an eligible method after assessing the trade-offs. I have read this and this, but they seem to be more focused on the last two points (there are passing mentions of MethodImpOptions.NoInlining and "exotic IL instructions", but these seem to be presented as heuristics rather than as obligations). When is the CLR allowed to inline?

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  • How to remove window applet from Gnome3?

    - by Filip Nowak
    I installed today window applet for Gnome3 from this webupd8 post. The effect of the installation shown in the picture. I tried apt-get remove --purge and nothing happens. How do I remove this window applet? http://i.stack.imgur.com/D1s9b.jpg When i try metacity --replace &unity [1] 3171 Checking if settings need to be migrated ...no Checking if internal files need to be migrated ...no Backend : gconf Integration : true Profile : default Adding plugins Skipping upgrade com.canonical.unity.unity.01.upgrade Skipping upgrade com.canonical.unity.unity.02.upgrade Initializing core options...done Initializing bailer options...done Initializing detection options...done Initializing composite options...done Initializing opengl options...done Initializing decor options...done Initializing move options...done Initializing vpswitch options...done Initializing gnomecompat options...done Initializing grid options...done Initializing mousepoll options...done Initializing place options...done Initializing resize options...done Initializing animation options...done Initializing wall options...done Initializing session options...done Initializing workarounds options...done Initializing wobbly options...done compiz (expo) - Warn: failed to bind image to texture Initializing expo options...done Initializing ezoom options...done Initializing staticswitcher options...done Initializing fade options...done Initializing scale options...done Screen geometry changed: 0x0x1920x1080 Initializing unityshell options...done DEBUG 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib <unknown>:0 Setting to primary screen rect: x=0 y=0 w=1920 h=1080 WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 unity.favorites FavoriteStoreGSettings.cpp:138 Unable to load GDesktopAppInfo for 'bluefish.desktop' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 unity.favorites FavoriteStoreGSettings.cpp:138 Unable to load GDesktopAppInfo for 'filezilla.desktop' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 unity.favorites FavoriteStoreGSettings.cpp:138 Unable to load GDesktopAppInfo for 'gimp.desktop' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' WARN 2012-02-19 21:22:40 glib.glib-gobject <unknown>:0 invalid cast from `BamfWindow' to `BamfApplication' Setting Update "texture_filter" Setting Update "sync_to_vblank" Setting Update "fullscreen_visual_bell" Setting Update "panel_opacity" Setting Update "launcher_opacity" Setting Update "icon_size" WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method InfoRequest proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/applications does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method SetActive proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/applications does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method InfoRequest proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/commands does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method SetActive proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/commands does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method InfoRequest proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/files does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method SetActive proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/files does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method InfoRequest proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/music does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:32 unity.glib.dbusproxy GLibDBusProxy.cpp:255 Cannot call method SetActive proxy /com/canonical/unity/lens/music does not exist WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:33 unity.iconloader IconLoader.cpp:509 Unable to load contents of file:///usr/share/icons/unity-icon-theme/places/svg/category-available.svg: Blad podczas otwierania pliku: Nie ma takiego pliku ani katalogu WARN 2012-02-19 21:23:33 unity.iconloader IconLoader.cpp:509 Unable to load contents of file:///usr/share/icons/unity-icon-theme/places/svg/category-installed.svg: Blad podczas otwierania pliku: Nie ma takiego pliku ani katalogu

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  • Secretara si seful

    - by interesante
    Un bancher discuta cu prietenul sau:- Iti inchipui, m-am indragostit de secretara mea!Ea are 20 de ani, eu 65! Ce crezi, sansele mele vor creste daca ii voi spune ca am 50?- Sansele tale vor creste daca ii vei spune ca ai 80!Vezi si alte chestii haioase pe profilul meu de pe acest siteProprietarul unu hotel era nelamurit la calcularea unei facturi. Se decide sa-si intrebe secretara.- Asa-i ca ai terminat Politehnica?- Da, ii raspunde secretara.- Bun, atunci spune-mi, daca ai avea 20.000 de dolari din care ai scadea 14%, cu ce ai mai ramane?- Cu nimic in afara de cercei!

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