Computer Language puns and jokes

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Published on 2008-08-20T07:27:48Z Indexed on 2010/03/28 9:23 UTC
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I'm looking for some funny jokes and puns that occur in computer languages. I'll post an oldie to kick things off... What are some others?

update: Especially looking for code-related jokes... the ones that only make sense to programmers reading code.

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