Most awesomely bad hack

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Published on 2010-01-08T02:08:06Z Indexed on 2010/04/02 20:53 UTC
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As I sit watching one of my latest dirty dirty hacks run, I started wondering what kind of dirty hacks you have created that are so bad they are awesome.

We all have a few of them in our past - and they are probably still running in production somewhere, chugging along somehow still working.

Which reminds me of the hack we had to put into place when we were moving data centers. Our IVRs had to keep running, as the data center we were moving from was the primary DC, and the new Primary wasn't quite ready to take traffic. So what do we do. Well we answer the calls in DC1, then ship the sip stream over the internet to DC2 1900 miles away ... that just felt oh so wrong.

So the question is, what is one (or more) of your awesomely bad hacks?

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