I know I'm doing this a bad way... but I'm having trouble seeing any alternatives. I have an array of products that I need to select 4 of randomly. $rawUpsellList is an array of all of the possible upsells based off of the items in their cart. Each value is a product object. I know this is horribly ugly code but I don't see an alternative now.... someone please put me out of my misery so this code doesn't make it to production.....

$rawUpsellList = array();
foreach ($tru->global->cart->getItemList() as $item) {
    $product = $item->getProduct();

    $rawUpsellList = array_merge($rawUpsellList, $product->getUpsellList());
}

$upsellCount = count($rawUpsellList);

$showItems = 4;
if ($upsellCount < $showItems) {
    $showItems = $upsellCount;
}

$maxLoop = 20;
$upsellList = array();
for ($x = 0; $x <= $showItems; $x++) {
    $key = rand(0, $upsellCount);
    if (!array_key_exists($key, $upsellList) && is_object($rawUpsellList[$key])) {
        $upsellList[$key] = $rawUpsellList[$key];           
        $x++;
    }

    if ($x == $maxLoop) {
        break;
    }
}

Posting this code was highly embarassing...