i discovered this in a dark place one day...what the hell is it supposed to do ??

def spliceElement(newelement,dickwad) 
 dox = Nokogiri::HTML(newelement)
        fuck = dox.xpath("//text()").to_a
         fuck.each do |shit|
           if shit.text.include? ": "
            dickwad << shit.text.split(': ')[1].strip + "|"
           else
              if shit.text =~ /\s{1,}/ or shit.text =~ /\n{1,}/
              puts "fuck"
              else
                dickwad << shit.text.squeeze(" ").strip + "|"
              end

           end
         end
         dickwad << "\n"
end

def extract(newdoc, newarray)
 doc = Nokogiri::HTML(newdoc)
 collection = Array.new
 newarray.each do |dong|
    newb = doc.xpath(dong).to_a
    #puts doc.xpath(dong).text
    collection << newb
 end
    dickwad = "";

if collection.length > 1
    (0...collection.first.length).each do |i|
        (0...collection.length).each do |j|
          somefield = collection[j][i].to_s.gsub(/\s{2,}/,' ')
          spliceElement(somefield, dickwad)
        end
         newrow = dickwad.chop + "\n"
    return newrow.to_s 
    end
else
    collection.first.each do |shit|
        somefield = shit.to_s.gsub(/\s{2,}/,' ')
        spliceElement(somefield, dickwad)
        puts somefield + "\n\n"
        #newrow = dickwad.chop + "\n"
        #puts newrow
        #return newrow.to_s 
        sleep 1
    end
end