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  • New JavaMagazine issue (March/April) is here

    - by alexismp
    The latest edition of the JavaMagazine, Oracle's bi-monthly publication, is out with the now traditional set of wide-ranging Java topics including some Java EE/GlassFish articles. You'll learn that there's a new book on Java EE 6 - Cookbook for securing, tuning, and extending enterprise applications, have the opportunity to read Adam Bien's latest piece - Who needs AOP? as well as Julien Ponge's part 2 of Clustering and HA Made Simple with GlassFish. The JavaMagazine is a free publication. Subscriptions here.

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  • Oracle University Nuovi corsi (Week 14)

    - by swalker
    Oracle University ha recentemente rilasciato i seguenti nuovi corsi in inglese: Database Oracle Data Modeling and Relational Database Design (4 days) Fusion Middleware Oracle Directory Services 11g: Administration (5 days) Oracle Unified Directory 11g: Services Deployment Essentials (2 days) Oracle GoldenGate 11g Management Pack: Overview (1 day) Business Intelligence & Datawarehousing Oracle Database 11g: Data Mining Techniques (2 days) Oracle Solaris Oracle Solaris 10 System Administration for HP-UX Administrators (5 days) E-Business Suite R12.x Oracle Time and Labor Fundamentals Per ulteriori informazioni e per conoscere le date dei corsi, contattate il vostro Oracle University team locale. Rimanete in contatto con Oracle University: LinkedIn OracleMix Twitter Facebook Google+

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  • How do I enable Scroll Lock?

    - by Anton Ciprian Vasilache
    I need to enable scroll lock so I can toggle lights on my keyboard. This works on Arch.Funny thing it doesn't work on Ubuntu. http://linuxtechie.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/getting-scroll-lock-to-work-in-ubuntu/ $ xmodmap -e ‘add mod3 = Scroll_Lock’ xmodmap: unknown command on line commandline:1 xmodmap: unable to open file 'mod3' for reading xmodmap: unable to open file '=' for reading xmodmap: unable to open file 'Scroll_Lock’' for reading xmodmap: 4 errors encountered, aborting.

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  • ArchBeat Link-o-Rama for 2012-06-06

    - by Bob Rhubart
    Creating an Oracle Endeca Information Discovery 2.3 Application Part 3 : Creating the User Interface | Mark Rittman Oracle ACE Director Mark Rittman continues his article series. WebLogic Advisor WebCasts on-demand A series of videos by WebLogic experts, available to those with access to support.oracle.com. Integrating OBIEE 11g into Weblogic’s SAML SSO | Andre Correa A-Team blogger Andre Correa illustrates a transient federation scenario. InfoQ: Cloud 2017: Cloud Architectures in 5 Years Andrew Phillips, Mark Holdsworth, Martijn Verburg, Patrick Debois, and Richard Davies review the evolution of cloud computing so far and look five years into the future. Call for Nominations: Oracle Fusion Middleware Innovation Awards 2012 - Win a free pass to #OOW12 These awards honor customers for their cutting-edge solutions using Oracle Fusion Middleware. Either a customer, their partner, or an Oracle representative can submit the nomination form on behalf of the customer. Submission deadline: July 17. Winners receive a free pass to Oracle OpenWorld 2012 in San Francisco. SOA Analysis within the Department of Defense Architecture Framework (DoDAF) 2.0 – Part II | Dawit Lessanu The conclusion of Lessanu's two-part series for Service Technology Magazine. Driving from Business Architecture to Business Process Services | Hariharan V. Ganesarethinam "The perfect mixture of EA, SOA and BPM make enterprise IT highly agile so it can quickly accommodate dynamic business strategies, alignments and directions," says Ganesarethinam. "However, there should be a structured approach to drive enterprise architecture to service-oriented architecture and business processes." Book Review: Oracle Application Integration Architecture (AIA) Foundation Pack 11gR1: Essentials | Rajesh Raheja Rajesh Raheja reviews the new AIA book from Packt Publishing. ODTUG Kscope12 - June 24-28 - San Antonio, TX San Antonio, TX June 24-28, 2012 Kscope12, sponsored by ODTUG, is your home for Application Express, BI and Oracle EPM, Database Development, Fusion Middleware, and MySQL training by the best of the best! Oracle Enterprise Manager Ops Center 12c : Enterprise Controller High Availability (EC HA) | Mahesh Sharma Mahesh Sharma describes EC HA, looks at the prerequisites, and shares screen shots. The right way to transform your business via the cloud | David Linthicum A couple of quick tests will show you where you need to focus your transition efforts. Thought for the Day "Most software isn't designed. Rather, it emerges from the development team like a zombie emerging from a bubbling vat of Research and Development juice. When a discipline is hugging the ragged edge of technology, this might be expected, but most of today's software is comprised of mostly 'D' and very little 'R'." — Alan Cooper Source: softwarequotes.com

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  • ubuntu one no inicia sesion desde windows 7

    - by Eder BOhorquez
    hola personal de ubuntu mi nombre es eder bohorquez y soy de colombia tengo problemas con el inicio de sesion desde windows 7 ya he probado en dos diferentes computadores y no me ha dejado iniciar sesion acudo a ustedes para que me ayuden a resolver este inconveniente. especificaciones pc ambos computadores tienen el mismo sistema operativo instalado, como se puede apreciar en la imagen son las especificaciones de mi pc. de antemano muchas gracias por su colaboracion.

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  • ADF Essentials - free version of ADF available for any app server!

    - by Lukasz Romaszewski
    Hello,  that's great news, finally anyone can create and deploy an ADF application on any application server including Oracle's open source Glassfish server without any license! You can use core ADF functionality, namely: Oracle ADF Faces Rich Client Components Oracle ADF Controller Oracle ADF Model Oracle ADF Business Components Some more enterprise grade functionalities still require purchasing the license, among the others: ADF Security (you can use standard JEE security or third party frameworks) MDS (customizations) Web Service Data Control (workaround - use WS proxy and wrap it as a Pojo DC!) Remote Task Flows HA and Clustering You can find more information about this here

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  • SQL Injection Attacks are still occurring

    - by TATWORTH
    It should be of concern to all developers that SQL Injection attacks are still occurring. Here are some resources on the subject: http://www.darkreading.com/DatabaseSecurity/util/4576/download.html (needs free registration) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection http://www.unixwiz.net/techtips/sql-injection.html http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms161953.aspx http://www.sitepoint.com/sql-injection-attacks-safe/ And for a funny view on it see http://xkcd.com/327/ So what are you doing to harden your applications?

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  • SQL SERVER Mirroring Configured Without Domain The server network address TCP://SQLServerName:5023

    Regular readers of my blog will be aware of my friend who called me few days ago with very a funny SQL Problem SQL SERVER SSMS Query Command(s) completed successfully without ANY Results. This time, it did not take long before he called me up with another interesting problem, although the issue he was [...]...Did you know that DotNetSlackers also publishes .net articles written by top known .net Authors? We already have over 80 articles in several categories including Silverlight. Take a look: here.

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  • Why can't I install clamcour?

    - by user10778
    sudo apt-get install clamcour Leyendo lista de paquetes... Hecho Creando árbol de dependencias Leyendo la información de estado... Hecho E: No se ha podido localizar el paquete clamcour ricardo@laboratorio:~$ It says Can not localize the package clamcour, I updated the OS, and also uncommented the repositories on sources.list. What can I do to install clamcour on this server? Thanks in advance.

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  • Oracle University Nuevos cursos (Week 14)

    - by swalker
    Oracle University ha publicado recientemenete las siguentes formaciones (o versiones) nuevos: Database Oracle Data Modeling and Relational Database Design (4 days) Fusion Middleware Oracle Directory Services 11g: Administration (5 days) Oracle Unified Directory 11g: Services Deployment Essentials (2 days) Oracle GoldenGate 11g Management Pack: Overview (1 day) Business Intelligence & Datawarehousing Oracle Database 11g: Data Mining Techniques (2 days) Oracle Solaris Oracle Solaris 10 System Administration for HP-UX Administrators (5 days) E-Business Suite R12.x Oracle Time and Labor Fundamentals Póngase en contacto con el equipo local de Oracle University para conocer las fechas y otros detalles de los cursos. Manténgase conectado a Oracle University: LinkedIn OracleMix Twitter Facebook Google+

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  • The JD Edwards Show en Barcelona

    - by Noelia Gomez
    Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Después de identificar y entender los problemas empresariales a los que muchos de nuestros clientes se enfrentan hoy, Oracle ha creado una jornada única donde presentará la última versión de Oracle JD Edwards. Una solución que, como nos contará Lyle Ekdahl, Senior Vicepresident- JDEdwards de primera mano, ayuda a las organizaciones a optimizar la gestión de tu negocio. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii- mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi- mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Además contaremos con la ponencia del experto de Oracle Rocco Mancusi , en la que nos adentraremos en el nuevo concepto de “The Internet of Things”. Y por supuesto, no podía faltar el caso de éxito de uno de nuestros clientes que, de la mano de Manuel Perez, CIO de CINESA, escucharemos cómo Cinesa ha mantenido una relación histórica con JDEdwards y sus planes para el futuro. Si eres CFO o CIO, no puedes perderte está oportunidad única de entrar en una nueva era donde la gestión de su negocio se convierta en un éxito. Para más información y registro acceda aquí. /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii- mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi- mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

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  • To SYNC or not to SYNC – Part 3

    - by AshishRay
    I can't believe it has been almost a year since my last blog post. I know, that's an absolute no-no in the blogosphere. And I know that "I have been busy" is not a good excuse. So - without trying to come up with an excuse - let me state this - my apologies for taking such a long time to write the next Part. Without further ado, here goes. This is Part 3 of a multi-part blog article where we are discussing various aspects of setting up Data Guard synchronous redo transport (SYNC). In Part 1 of this article, I debunked the myth that Data Guard SYNC is similar to a two-phase commit operation. In Part 2, I discussed the various ways that network latency may or may not impact a Data Guard SYNC configuration. In this article, I will talk in details regarding why Data Guard SYNC is a good thing. I will also talk about distance implications for setting up such a configuration. So, Why Good? Why is Data Guard SYNC a good thing? Because, at the end of the day, this gives you the assurance of zero data loss - it doesn’t matter what outage may befall your primary system. Befall! Boy, that sounds theatrical. But seriously - think about this - it minimizes your data risks. That’s a big deal. Whether you have an outage due to bad disks, faulty hardware components, hardware / software bugs, physical data corruptions, power failures, lightning that takes out significant part of your data center, fire that melts your assets, water leakage from the cooling system, human errors such as accidental deletion of online redo log files - it doesn’t matter - you can have that “Om - peace” look on your face and then you can failover to the standby system, without losing a single bit of data in your Oracle database. You will be a hero, as shown in this not so imaginary conversation: IT Manager: Well, what’s the status? You: John is doing the trace analysis on the storage array. IT Manager: So? How long is that gonna take? You: Well, he is stuck, waiting for a response from <insert your not-so-favorite storage vendor here>. IT Manager: So, no root cause yet? You: I told you, he is stuck. We have escalated with their Support, but you know how long these things take. IT Manager: Darn it - the site is down! You: Not really … IT Manager: What do you mean? You: John is stuck, but Sreeni has already done a failover to the Data Guard standby. IT Manager: Whoa, whoa - wait! Failover means we lost some data, why did you do this without letting the Business group know? You: We didn’t lose any data. Remember, we had set up Data Guard with SYNC? So now, any problems on the production – we just failover. No data loss, and we are up and running in minutes. The Business guys don’t need to know. IT Manager: Wow! Are we great or what!! You: I guess … Ok, so you get it - SYNC is good. But as my dear friend Larry Carpenter says, “TANSTAAFL”, or "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch". Yes, of course - investing in Data Guard SYNC means that you have to invest in a low-latency network, you have to monitor your applications and database especially in peak load conditions, and you cannot under-provision your standby systems. But all these are good and necessary things, if you are supporting mission-critical apps that are supposed to be running 24x7. The peace of mind that this investment will give you is priceless, especially if you are serious about HA. How Far Can We Go? Someone may say at this point - well, I can’t use Data Guard SYNC over my coast-to-coast deployment. Most likely - true. So how far can you go? Well, we have customers who have deployed Data Guard SYNC over 300+ miles! Does this mean that you can also deploy over similar distances? Duh - no! I am going to say something here that most IT managers don’t like to hear - “It depends!” It depends on your application design, application response time / throughput requirements, network topology, etc. However, because of the optimal way we do SYNC, customers have been able to stretch Data Guard SYNC deployments over longer distances compared to traditional, storage-centric ways of doing this. The MAA Database 10.2 best practices paper Data Guard Redo Transport & Network Configuration, and Oracle Database 11.2 High Availability Best Practices Manual talk about some of these SYNC-related metrics. For example, a test deployment of Data Guard SYNC over 330 miles with 10ms latency showed an impact less than 5% for a busy OLTP application. Even if you can’t deploy Data Guard SYNC over your WAN distance, or if you already have an ASYNC standby located 1000-s of miles away, here’s another nifty way to boost your HA. Have a local standby, configured SYNC. How local is “local”? Again - it depends. One customer runs a local SYNC standby across the campus. Another customer runs it across 15 miles in another data center. Both of these customers are running Data Guard SYNC as their HA standard. If a localized outage affects their primary system, no problem! They have all the data available on the standby, to which they can failover. Very fast. In seconds. Wait - did I say “seconds”? Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But you have to wait till the next blog article to find out more. I assure you tho’ that this time you won’t have to wait for another year for this.

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  • 8 Free WordPress Instagram Plugins

    - by Ravish
    Instagram is a fast, funny and more beautiful free photo-sharing app. You can transfer a picture or snap as according you by giving a great look to picture. You can share the instagram photos to your friend via any social network site with all update which you have make. There are several WordPress Plugin are [...] Related posts:10 WordPress Plugins For Google Adsense Best & Free 4 Amazon Affiliate Plugins For WordPress Integrating Flickr with WordPress

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  • Oracle Database 11g bevet&eacute;s k&ouml;zben: Val&oacute;s felhaszn&aacute;l&oacute;i tapasztalatok

    - by Lajos Sárecz
    Tavaly tartott Magyarországon is Upgrade Workshop-ot Mike Dietrich, aki az alábbi videóban néhány érdekes ügyfél sztorit oszt meg azzal kapcsolatban, miért érdemes Oracle Database 11g-re váltani, milyen elonyei származtak azoknak az ügyfeleknek, akik már túl vannak az upgrade folyamatán. Ha nem elég meggyozoek a külföldi példák, akkor 3 hét múlva a HOUG Konferencia “Korszeru adatközpontok” szekciójában magyar ügyfelek 11g upgrade történetei is megismerhetok lesznek.

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  • Top SEO Secret That Gets a Top 5 Rank Every Time

    Want to get to the top ranks of Google? It's funny because doing so is actually very simple if you know how, but the fact is that there's one SEO secret that only a handful of gurus know and use. This secret is extremely powerful and can get top 5 ranks every time it's used. Here's what it is and how to use it.

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  • Oracle Cloud Applications Day 2013, grazie!

    - by claudiac.caramelli
    Un po' di numeri: 1 plenaria divisa su 2 sale, 4 sessioni parallele pomeridiane, più di 400 partecipanti. La giornata di lunedì ha visto una location piena di persone interessate al tema Cloud e al mondo Oracle. Un'altra nota positiva: l'hashtag #CloudDayIt è stato costantemente tra i primi posti dei trend topic della mattinata, grazie a tutti coloro che hanno twittato e retwittato le frasi più importanti della giornata, permettendo così che l'esperienza Oracle fosse ancora più complete! Perciò grazie a tutti coloro che hanno contribuito alla realizzazione di questo grande evento!

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  • Webcast XBRL y Reporting a Organismos Oficiales

    - by Eva Mier
    XBRL ha sido elegido como el estándar de presentación de información por muchos organismos oficiales. Conozca en la siguiente presentación como la solución de Oracle Hyperion optimiza el reporting en formato electrónico XBRL, al tiempo que pone a disposición de las distintas compañías, soluciones predefinidas tanto para el Reporting de Sostenibilidad como para el nuevo marco legislativo, SOLVENCIA II, en entidades aseguradoras. Video resumen: 

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  • Exalogic updates. Enterprise Manager, Traffic Director & Virtualization

    - by JuergenKress
    Integrating Enterprise Manager 12c with Exalogic Running Oracle Traffic Director HA with Minimal Root Usage Demo: Virtualized Exalogic with Enterprise Manager WebLogic Partner Community For regular information become a member in the WebLogic Partner Community please visit: http://www.oracle.com/partners/goto/wls-emea ( OPN account required). If you need support with your account please contact the Oracle Partner Business Center. Blog Twitter LinkedIn Mix Forum Wiki Technorati Tags: Exalogic,Traffic Director,WebLogic,WebLogic Community,Oracle,OPN,Jürgen Kress

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  • How to Research Keywords - 1 Other Thing the Gurus Left Out

    It's actually funny when you're learning "how to research keywords" in the beginning they tell you to just find some long tail keywords that has low competition and good search volume. Then they tell you to write some articles around those keywords and submit them to the article directories. At this point you're free to sit back, watch the traffic flow in, and rake in the dough!

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  • SSIS 2012 formating quirks

    - by Kevin Shyr
    There are so many funny quirks in SSIS 2012 that I have to list them, to save other people from the misery. If you want to move items to one direction, make sure you "grab" the opposite side.  For example, you want a whole bunch of data flows to move up, select them all and grab the lowest item. When you drag the arrow to connect Precendence Constraint, make sure you drop it on the area of target that has no text, otherwise, it thinks you want to edit the text and change the target item layout

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  • A problem with installing skype

    - by Arnas
    I recently got a 9,04 version of ubuntu and for the past day i was trying to install skype ( sounds funny i know ) and when I write 'sudo apt-get install skype' I get this error in the terminal The following packages have unmet dependencies: skype: Depends: libqt4-dbus (>= 4.4.3) but 4.4.0-1ubuntu5~hardy1 is to be installed Depends: libqt4-network (>= 4.4.3) but 4.4.0-1ubuntu5~hardy1 is to be installed Depends: libqtcore4 (>= 4.4.3) but 4.4.0-1ubuntu5~hardy1 is to be installed Depends: libqtgui4 (>= 4.4.3) but it is not installable How could I fix this problem? THanks

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  • I have Ubuntu 12.04 installed on my pc and the pc hangs and does not restart more (translated)

    - by adail
    Translated from google My pc is an intel atom + Yes, it came with windows 7, formatted and installed Ubuntu 12.04, but the pc is unstable, it will not turn off properly and alone, appearing msg that there is no image signal, what to do? Meu pc é um Sim+ intel aton, veio com o windows 7, formatei e instalei o ubunto 12.04, mas o pc está instavel, ele não liga corretamente e desliga sozinho, aparecendo a msg que não ha sinal de imagem, o que fazer?

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  • Ubuntu 13.04 Raring Ringtail not booting

    - by Kristjan
    Hello my problem is getting annoying. Its my hard drive whats being funny i guess but here's the problem , before updating ubuntu everything was fine , and now im stuck on loading screen with white and orange dots , when i press S the system crashes and gives black screen and ctrl+alt+f1 doesnt show anything , system works fine on liveCD but i want it working on harddrive , any suggestions what to do , if i can access harddrive but not system itself? how i could fix it? i hope someone can help me out real soon.

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  • Java Swing Headaches [on hold]

    - by user107211
    have been using java for quite sometime now(about 4 months). Things seemed to be going smootly till I started learning swing, and am not finding it funny at all, its tideous, unstable(especially layout). I just wanted to know how important it is for programmer to master swing, is it really that important. Is that all there is to desktop applications, because that where I would love to concentrate on. THNKS iN ADvance FoR your COmments

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