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  • want to make better content display

    - by Rahul Mehta
    Hi, We are developing a social networking project, in this project we are adding content , e.g. images , video,audio,link(html). Currently we are using shadowbox.js to show it.But for better and effectiveness we want to use some other better plugin, or want to make own window for showing images and link. Please help , what is the best solution for this project. I want to know this is the white board quesion means programmer.stackexchange question or stackoverflow quesion? Thanks

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  • Which computer assisted translation format should I use for a ColdFusion site?

    - by user284950
    I am creating a multilingual site that will need to support at minimum five different languages, including Korean and Chinese. The site language is ColdFusion, so Java is the native language. I want to make the site as easy as possible for the next programmer to update, and for third-party translators to use tools that will work easier for them than digging through a SQL database. So far I have come across Resource Bundles, GNU's GetText, and TMX. Which do you recommend and why?

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  • Has anyone "learned how to program in 21 days?"

    - by Sheehan Alam
    I'm not a fan of these learn how to program in X amount of days books. Some even boast, learn how to program in 24 hours. This is a joke and an insult to me as a software engineer who went through a rigorous discipline in computer science and mathematics. So a question to the community, have you benefited from these become a programmer quick books?

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  • Where to read about programming?

    - by minx
    I'm a programmer for some time now yet I haven't found the right websites which offer me the information I'm interested in. I've looked at TechCrunch, Slashdot, etc. but there wasn't so much actually about programming. When something urgently important happens in the programming world, where could I read it first? What are some good sites/communities around programming?

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  • What was the single byte change to port WordStar from CP/M to DOS?

    - by amarillion
    I was re-reading Joel's Strategy Letter II: Chicken and Egg problems and came across this fun quote: In fact, WordStar was ported to DOS by changing one single byte in the code. (Real Programmers can tell you what that byte was, I've long since forgotten). I couldn't find any other references to this with a quick Google search. Is this true or just a figure of speech? In the interest of my quest to become a "Real Programmer", what was the single byte change?

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  • How to know the next temp file to be created in windows?

    - by Mike
    I am by no means a programmer but currently am wondering if an application creates a temp file that windows names. For example the file it creates is tmp001, is there a way i can take that name tmp001 and ask windows to give me the next temp file it would create before it creates it. Thanks, Mike

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  • What can I do to avoid losing original resolution when uploading or exporting photos from Picasa?

    - by Janet Levin
    I'm not a programmer, and/but after multiple email discussions and google searches confirmed the problem I'm describing, and after making changes in picasa preferences with no change in resolution loss (from say, 800kb original image to 235kb after export or upload), I'm at a dead end and thinking the answer may lie among you folks, even though I barely understand the language here.

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  • Java programming requirements

    - by hosseinsinohe
    Hi All, I am a C# programmer. I want to learn Java to implement my windows application. But I don't know what IDE and what tools can help me. Please help me to choose best platform and IDE and other tools. Edit: Thank You For Your Helping. And What is Best Ebooks and UserGuids to Learn java.

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  • Small cool apps

    - by subSeven
    What small and cool applications that can be helpful for programmer do you know ? I think about programs that not very famous. I know three: http://advsys.net/ken/download.htm EvalDraw - for protoyping games http://www.drpetter.se/project_sfxr.html sfxr - for makeing sound http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/general/timelog timelog - for mangament time of project

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  • How does porting between Linux and Windows work?

    - by Matt
    If a particular piece of software is made to be run on one platform and the programmer/company/whatever wants to port it to the other, what exactly is done? I mean, do they just rewrite linux or windows-specific references to the equivalent in the other? Or is an entire rewrite necessary? Just trying to understand what makes it so cost-prohibitive that so many major vendors don't port their software to Linux (specifically thinking about Adobe) Thanks

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  • Most interesting and challenging programming tasks

    - by dsimcha
    Some programmers enjoy optimizing code to make the implementation as fast as humanly possible; or golfing to make code as compact as possible. Others enjoy metaprogramming to make code generic, or designing algorithms to be asymptotically efficient. What do you find most interesting and challenging as a programmer?

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  • Best practices for implementing an Access (2007) application

    - by waanders
    Hello, Where can I find an overview (website) of best practices for implementing an Access (2007) application (with a FE/BE architecture) regarding to security, performance and maintainability? I know about designing tables, queries, forms and so on and I'm a reasonable programmer, but I'm wondering what's the "best" and most efficient way to implement my "application". Thanks in advance for your help.

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  • How to find out if an object is of <type> or a decendant of <type>

    - by Vaccano
    I have the following code: foreach (var control in this.Controls) { } I want to do something like control.Hide() in there. But the items in the this.Controls collection are not of type Control (they are Object). I can't seem to remember the safe way to cast this to call hide if it is really of type Control and do nothing otherwise. (I am a transplanted delphi programmer and I keep thinking something like control is Control.)

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  • I have problem loading all items from XML with for each

    - by vaha
    Hi all, I'm low level as3 programmer and I need help whit this code: I have gallery XML file: 1 0 Lokacije 1 1.jpg 2 2 Coaching 1 2.jpg 3 0 0 3.jpg And: var loader: URLLoader = new URLLoader(); loader.load(new URLRequest("gallery.xml"); var xml = new XML(evt.target.data); for each(var item in xml..item) { centralniText.htmlText = item.slika; } only shows last item from XML file: 3.jpg I want all. Please help.

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  • Looking for Programming Language that allows you to change true and false.

    - by Maushu
    For my curiosity sake I'm looking for a dynamic object oriented language that allows you to change true to false and vice versa. Something like this: true = false, false = true; This should also affect any conditional statements, therefore 42 == 42 should return False. Basically, with this premise, nothing in the language would be safe from the programmer. Is there any language like this?

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  • Where is the money?

    - by Someone
    Big companies can afford higher salaries but it is harder to get noticed. Do you think that a talented programmer or somebody who is training himself to be really good could make more money in smaller companies? I think smaller companies have a lower average, but maybe great programmers can get much more. What do you think?

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