I need a language and web framework that is really easy to use, that only has 12 or so commands, that is in one language all the way through (front/middle/back) and takes 15 minutes to master. Something like this:
10 CreateWEBFormAndCreateRequiredDBTablesAndSaveToDatabase("First Name", "Last Name")
20 CreateWEBPageThankingUser()
30 MakeAllWEBPagesPrettyByExaminingWebSitesOnTheInterWebAndMakingADecision()
40 GOTO 10
Oh, and it has to be written in C#